4.6.11

Suffered a swift defeat
I'll endure countless repeats
The gift of memory's an awful curse
With age it just gets much worse
But I won't mind

20.5.11

I cannot think of anything I would enjoy more right now than a froot loop donut and I don't even like donuts.

17.5.11

Coke.

I would still drink it if it were 33.3% pee. No more though. Also, the percentage varies upon who's pee I'm ingesting.

6.4.11

Narc


Gourmet

Shroom sandwhiches.
An effective yet horrifically disgusting way of ingesting fresh out of poo magic mushroom.
Good one.

5.4.11

Do you know how to pony like bony maroney?

Do you know how to twist, well it goes like this, it goes like thisBaby mash potato, do the alligator, do the alligator
And you twist the twister like your baby sister